One of the best sources of biking jokes is the cycling community itself. Cyclists are known to have a keen sense of humor, which makes the following examples of cycling jokes more amusing. First, a bike can’t nap! This quip is based on the fact that bicycles are incapable of napping. Second, a bicycle with a bed on top is called a bedridden bike, and it can’t fall asleep because of its fatigue. Lastly, a bicycle with a ghost proof feature is called a ghost-proof bicycle.
If you’re looking for a fun bike joke, try this one. This one’s simple but funny. It describes the life of cyclists everywhere. The bike can turn into a driveway, a tricycle becomes a bike without a steering wheel, and a bicycle that falls over can turn into a “dog-cycle.” Alternatively, a bicycle in the garage can become a rusted, old girlfriend that can’t stand up anymore. A banana makes for a great bicycle – it has a long lifespan and is the most efficient mode of transportation.
When a bike is dropped off a bridge, it’s called a “tandem.” When a tricycle can’t keep up with a bicycle, it becomes a “unicycle”. A cycling joke about a bicycle with a rusty steering wheel is another one. A biker wearing leathers is known as a “man of steel” and a cyclist wearing wife-beater shirts is known as a “pedal-er.”
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